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  <title>Scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen</title>
  <subtitle>this means you really love me</subtitle>
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  <updated>2005-08-21T23:45:15Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:insecticide409:12136</id>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2005-08-21T18:41:00</title>
    <published>2005-08-21T23:42:54Z</published>
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    <content type="html">So, apparently I'm a &lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="600"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizfarm.com/1110083892devil.gif"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; You scored as &lt;b&gt;Satanism&lt;/b&gt;. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;table border="0" width="300" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;Satanism&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;100%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;atheism&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="83" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;83%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;Buddhism&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="79" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;79%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;agnosticism&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="58" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;58%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;Paganism&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="46" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;46%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;Hinduism&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="38" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;38%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;Judaism&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="33" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;33%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;Islam&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="21" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;21%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;Christianity&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="8" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;8%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=10907"&gt;Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;created with &lt;a href="http://quizfarm.com"&gt;QuizFarm.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2005-04-19T18:40:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-19T23:41:47Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-19T23:41:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">habemus papam. et est Nazi.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2005-04-05T15:50:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-05T20:57:36Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-05T20:57:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Got back from Italia 2 days ago. It was super fun except for the airport. Delta=basically hell. I slept for a long time and didn't go to school on Monday. People, please send me pictures. Like really.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My birthday's on Thursday, but it pretty much sucks because I've got Youth Legislature. My dad said I might get a car sometime in the next couple of months. Hopefully that means next week, but I doubt it.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2005-03-17T20:20:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-18T02:24:41Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-18T02:24:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm a heretic! Yes!&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to &lt;i&gt;the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Here is how you matched up against all the levels:&lt;br&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px; background-color: #000000; border: none; font: 10pt arial, verdana, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;;"&gt;&lt;tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; background-color: #333333;"&gt;&lt;th&gt;&lt;b&gt;Level&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;th&gt;&lt;b&gt;Score&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #220033; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Purgatory&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Repenting Believers)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Very Low&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #110022; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Level 1 - Limbo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Virtuous Non-Believers)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Very Low&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #220011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Level 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Lustful)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #4466dd; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Low&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #330011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Level 3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Gluttonous)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;High&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #440011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Level 4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Prodigal and Avaricious)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Very High&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #550011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Level 5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Wrathful and Gloomy)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Very High&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #660011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Level 6 - The City of Dis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Heretics)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Extreme&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #770011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Level 7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Violent)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;High&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #880011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Level 8- the Malebolge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;High&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #990011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Level 9 - Cocytus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Treacherous)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Very High&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Take the &lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv"&gt;Dante's Inferno Hell Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2005-03-15T15:32:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-15T21:38:44Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-15T21:38:44Z</updated>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2005-02-24T15:52:00</title>
    <published>2005-02-24T22:09:21Z</published>
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    <content type="html">Because I have nothing better to do than brag about the number of banned books I've read:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Banned Books: &lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;List of the top 110 banned books. Bold the ones you've read. Italicize the ones you've read part of. Underline the ones you specifically want to read (at least some of). Read more. Convince others to read some.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;#1 The Bible&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#2 Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;#3 Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#4 The Koran&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;#5 Arabian Nights&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#6 Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain&lt;br /&gt;#7 Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;#8 Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#9 Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne&lt;br /&gt;#10 Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#11 Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#12 Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe&lt;br /&gt;#13 Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank&lt;br /&gt;#14 Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert&lt;br /&gt;#15 Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#16 Les Misérables by Victor Hugo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#17 Dracula by Bram Stoker&lt;br /&gt;#18 Autobiography by Benjamin Franklin&lt;br /&gt;#19 Tom Jones by Henry Fielding&lt;br /&gt;#20 Essays by Michel de Montaigne&lt;br /&gt;#21 Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck&lt;br /&gt;#22 History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by Edward Gibbon&lt;br /&gt;#23 Tess of the D'Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;#24 Origin of Species by Charles Darwin&lt;br /&gt;#25 Ulysses by James Joyce&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;#26 Decameron by Giovanni Boccaccio&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#27 Animal Farm by George Orwell&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#28 Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#29 Candide by Voltaire&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#30 To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;#31 Analects by Confucius&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#32 Dubliners by James Joyce&lt;br /&gt;#33 Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck&lt;br /&gt;#34 Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway&lt;br /&gt;#35 Red and the Black by Stendhal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;#36 Capital by Karl Marx&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#37 Flowers of Evil by Charles Baudelaire&lt;br /&gt;#38 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle&lt;br /&gt;#39 Lady Chatterley's Lover by D. H. Lawrence&lt;br /&gt;#40 Brave New World by Aldous Huxley&lt;br /&gt;#41 Sister Carrie by Theodore Dreiser&lt;br /&gt;#42 Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell&lt;br /&gt;#43 Jungle by Upton Sinclair&lt;br /&gt;#44 All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#45 Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#46 Lord of the Flies by William Golding&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#47 Diary by Samuel Pepys&lt;br /&gt;#48 Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway&lt;br /&gt;#49 Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#50 Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#51 Doctor Zhivago by Boris Pasternak&lt;br /&gt;#52 Critique of Pure Reason by Immanuel Kant&lt;br /&gt;#53 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey&lt;br /&gt;#54 Praise of Folly by Desiderius Erasmus&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;#55 Catch-22 by Joseph Heller&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#56 Autobiography of Malcolm X by Malcolm X&lt;br /&gt;#57 Color Purple by Alice Walker&lt;br /&gt;#58 Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger&lt;br /&gt;#59 Essay Concerning Human Understanding by John Locke&lt;br /&gt;#60 Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison&lt;br /&gt;#61 Moll Flanders by Daniel Defoe&lt;br /&gt;#62 One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn&lt;br /&gt;#63 East of Eden by John Steinbeck&lt;br /&gt;#64 Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison&lt;br /&gt;#65 I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou&lt;br /&gt;#66 Confessions by Jean Jacques Rousseau&lt;br /&gt;#67 Gargantua and Pantagruel by François Rabelais&lt;br /&gt;#68 Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes&lt;br /&gt;#69 The Talmud&lt;br /&gt;#70 Social Contract by Jean Jacques Rousseau&lt;br /&gt;#71 Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson&lt;br /&gt;#72 Women in Love by D. H. Lawrence&lt;br /&gt;#73 American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;#74 Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#75 Separate Peace by John Knowles&lt;br /&gt;#76 Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath&lt;br /&gt;#77 Red Pony by John Steinbeck&lt;br /&gt;#78 Popol Vuh&lt;br /&gt;#79 Affluent Society by John Kenneth Galbraith&lt;br /&gt;#80 Satyricon by Petronius&lt;br /&gt;#81 James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;#82 Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#83 Black Boy by Richard Wright&lt;br /&gt;#84 Spirit of the Laws by Charles de Secondat Baron de Montesquieu&lt;br /&gt;#85 Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut&lt;br /&gt;#86 Julie of the Wolves by Jean Craighead George&lt;br /&gt;#87 Metaphysics by Aristotle&lt;br /&gt;#88 Little House on the Prairie by Laura Ingalls Wilder&lt;br /&gt;#89 Institutes of the Christian Religion by Jean Calvin&lt;br /&gt;#90 Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse&lt;br /&gt;#91 Power and the Glory by Graham Greene&lt;br /&gt;#92 Sanctuary by William Faulkner&lt;br /&gt;#93 As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner&lt;br /&gt;#94 Black Like Me by John Howard Griffin&lt;br /&gt;#95 Sylvester and the Magic Pebble by William Steig&lt;br /&gt;#96 Sorrows of Young Werther by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe&lt;br /&gt;#97 General Introduction to Psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud&lt;br /&gt;#98 Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood&lt;br /&gt;#99 Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee by Dee Alexander Brown&lt;br /&gt;#100 Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess&lt;br /&gt;#101 Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman by Ernest J. Gaines&lt;br /&gt;#102 Émile by Jean Jacques Rousseau&lt;br /&gt;#103 Nana by Émile Zola&lt;br /&gt;#104 Chocolate War by Robert Cormier&lt;br /&gt;#105 Go Tell It on the Mountain by James Baldwin&lt;br /&gt;#106 Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn&lt;br /&gt;#107 Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein&lt;br /&gt;#108 Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck&lt;br /&gt;#109 Ox-Bow Incident by Walter Van Tilburg Clark&lt;br /&gt;#110 Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow, I've read like 10. That is 9%. I'm really, really excited. Really.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2005-02-23T19:46:00</title>
    <published>2005-02-24T01:54:48Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-24T01:54:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So, like, stuff. Mock Trial last weekend = fun but v-period unrewarding. Like, I wanted to win. Hellsing is, like, the coolest show alive. More forensics this weekend=joy! in a sarcastic tone. it is pretty fun though. I usually laugh like crazy, in a muffled fashion, which the kids take to be encouraging but really it just means they're pathetic. poor naive children. classes for next year=i don't know what to do about science. maybe i just won't take one. chorus competition next week, and mrs. ebelhar turns out to be the reincarnation of hitler. i still despise ms. edge with all of my being. that's pretty much it.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2005-01-09T13:02:00</title>
    <published>2005-01-09T19:08:18Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-09T19:08:18Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Yesterday I went to the mall with Jennifer and watched Ocean's Twelve. It was really good. I really need a car, like when I get my license, because my dad is opposed to me having fun in any way, shape, or form, mainly because the world revolves around him. It actually does; I've seen it.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2005-01-07T18:30:00</title>
    <published>2005-01-08T00:38:09Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-08T00:38:09Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So, wow. This week was pretty okay, like everything's pretty easy and I've decided to start actually trying in Algebra. Conor finally gave back that book he stole, which was good, but Andrea's in the Phillipines, which sucks for me but rocks for her. Mock Trial=wow I'm going to dominate, and Science Olympiad is beneath my contempt. Morrissey dominates my life.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-12-28T13:47:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-28T20:01:11Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-28T20:01:11Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Went to the mall yesterday with Andrea, and Courtenay who I haven't seen in forever. Jennifer couldn't come because she didn't have a ride, and my dad is really egocentric. We walked around, and Andrea and Courtenay supported capitalism at Hot Topic, and then we all supported capitalism at the movies. We saw Lemony Snicket. It was really, really awful. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Skip this part if you don't want to be spoiled, or just don't care:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everything Wrong with the Lemony Snicket Movie, in an orderly, numerical format:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Where the hell were Klaus's glasses? He looked like a Gap model. Which would be okay, but he didn't have any glasses.&lt;br /&gt;2. Violet's hair, one side down, one side braided... Violet=Jamaican?&lt;br /&gt;3. Train. What train? There's no train!&lt;br /&gt;4. Jim Carey. I just hate him.&lt;br /&gt;5. I wanted to see the frog shaped like a church.&lt;br /&gt;6. SPYGLASSES         there are no spyglasses ever that's RETARDED.&lt;br /&gt;7. Where was all the funny banter? The whole thing was depressing. That's not what I want to see in a Series of Unfortunate Events.&lt;br /&gt;8. Mr. Poe was fat, British, and didn't cough AT ALL.&lt;br /&gt;9. No one even said the acronym V.F.D.&lt;br /&gt;10. But they did have The Littlest Elf.&lt;br /&gt;11. The Marvelous Marriage was at.... the END of the movie? But it's in the FIRST BOOK!&lt;br /&gt;12. Violet sure tears up a lot.&lt;br /&gt;13. Sunny was the best actor.&lt;br /&gt;14. Because Violet and Klaus sucked.&lt;br /&gt;15. They did have good leeches.&lt;br /&gt;16. Where was the happy clown restaurant?&lt;br /&gt;17. If they were going to just rip out all the good parts to make it 90 minutes, why didn't they just do the first book then?&lt;br /&gt;18. The movie sucked.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-12-26T17:07:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-26T23:12:35Z</published>
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    <content type="html">So, like, Christmas was cool. We saw a bunch of relatives, several times. I got cool stuff, like Donkey Konga omg, DDR Extreme, and Paper Mario. And, like, a hippy lamp! I love those things! And, a safe? Okay. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We desperately, infinitesimally need to go to the mall, and see a movie maybe, with Courtenay so we can give her her present, before Andrea leaves, because she's not coming back till the middle of January. I'm going to call people.</content>
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    <title>Trip?!</title>
    <published>2004-12-20T00:55:32Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-20T00:55:32Z</updated>
    <lj:music>morrissey - You're the One for Me, Fatty</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I got back from the St. Louis trip today. It was so much fun. On Saturday we went to the Arch, and had an extremely bizarre coincidental encounter with Jennifer's Aunt Cindy and cousin Kennedy in the little car that brings you up and down from it. Freaky. I've got pictures. Which cost a little less than a dollar each, as the FUCKING CAMERA COST SIXTEEN DOLLARS. I hate capitalism.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then we went to the zoo, which was so cool. We saw penguins and bears, but we didn't have time to see anything else which sucked. A nice Swedish lady took pictures of us on a huge beetle sculpture. Sweden is so cool. And we rode the Conservation Carousel. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then we sang at the Basilica, and Chamber dominated us, which sucked. And then we went to Union Station. Which also kinda sucked, cause we ate Hard Rock Cafe and it was really expensive and then the mall sucked. But it was still fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then today we went to the Shrine of Our Lady of the Snows, and I was totally prepared to make fun of it,  but they were like "Actually we have to leave because they don't serve luch till 11." So we were like, "Okay." We went to the gift shop, but I was broke by then.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then we stopped for lunch at some mall in Kentucky, and Andrea and I played DDR. We dominated everybody. Then Andrea did doubles and dominated further. Everyone was amazed like "whoa. we suck."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then we came home. I have lots of pictures, most of which are actually on the disposable cameras instead of the digital one.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-12-12T20:03:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-13T02:15:56Z</published>
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    <content type="html">This weekend=way too busy, didn't study anything. I went to my mom's house on Friday, where I watched Yu Yu Hakusho and went shopping for my teachers because I plan to suck up like crazy the rest of my high school career. Jessica got this way cool H.P. Lovecraft Christmas CD, so we listened to it and sang heartwarming Solstice songs like "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fish-Men," and "Freddy the Red-Brained Mi-Go." I can't wait till Christmas now. All our relatives already think we worship Satan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Saturday I went to Andrea's and spent the night, where we played DDR and didn't study chemistry. We watched an obscene amount of SVU - 3 episodes in a row is majorly excessive - but after that the episode of South Park about the Passion came on so it made up for it. Today I did even more Christmas shopping, so I'm set for the week. When I got home, I did my Theater exam project like crazy until about 6:30. I think that's five hours. But I did major overachievement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tomorrow's exams = Theater and Theology. Super easy. But that's foiled by Tuesday's exams, Algebra II and Chemistry.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-12-07T07:42:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-07T13:48:37Z</published>
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    <content type="html">I went to the dermatologist yesterday, and they gave me an assload of new crap to put on my face / ingest. And then I didn't know where the AP homework was found, so I will probably end up doing it during lunch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;South Park is so educational. I now know more than ever about stem cell research.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-12-05T15:09:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-05T21:19:08Z</published>
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    <content type="html">Patricia came over last night for our project; she was supposed to be there at 5 but she didn't come until 8, which was okay. Then we played with some fun, toxic antifreeze and the freezer, and played DDR and Super Smash Brothers. She brought Konamix, which was okay except it's for PlayStation and I have a PS2, the songs were kind of mediocre and the backgrounds were excessively distracting. We checked our antifreeze every thirty minutes and, against all expectations, it worked. The antifreezes froze one at a time depending on how much was in the solution. The one with the highest amount didn't freeze at all, even when we left it overnight. So our project was a success, and now I need to make some data tables.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My little sister has a rash on her hand that she doesn't know how she got. I laughed at her until she started approaching me, then I screamed and fled.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-12-04T12:18:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-04T18:26:09Z</published>
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    <content type="html">We had a chorus concert on Thursday. Jennifer held up a sign for me. Today Patricia is coming over so we can work on our Chemistry project, which will probably fail miserably. Oh well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm depressed, because I was looking at the Cambridge admissions requirements and I don't know what GCE means. "For candidates with GCSE and GCE, at least two of these subjects must be at GCE A level; the others in GCSE at grades A, B or C." What the hell does that mean?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It turns out you can get major scholarships there for music, so I might have to start trying.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-11-26T20:26:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-27T02:37:01Z</published>
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    <content type="html">Thanksgiving was okay. We went to Mamie's and had pre-cooked restaurant food which was okay. Uncle Todd was there, and Uncle Mike and Aunt Sandra and their new baby Danny. Who pooped in his diaper when I held him. I hate children.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you guys know that I'm related to Mexicans? Yeah, my Uncle Mike married Sandra, who's Mexican, in Mexico City. And now I have a half-Mexican cousin. Named Daniel Fernandez Tompkins. Is that not the shiznit?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, then I went to my mom's and we went and saw National Treasure, which had lots of cool explosions. Today I made Jessica come over to my dad's and I showed her my mad DDR skillz. She wasn't impressed. She just doesn't know mad skillz when she sees them. Then she tried out DDR with her less mad skills, which I'm sure will improve with practice once she gets a PS2 and takes back DDR Max. Then I was forced into shopping at Target with my dad and step-mom, even though it's Buy Nothing Day. I didn't buy anything. Just them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I might go to Andrea's tomorrow. I don't know.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-11-24T16:06:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-24T22:14:54Z</published>
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    <lj:music>they might be giants</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Oh my God, I finished my Chemistry introduction. I am so proud of myself. I feel like an overachiever again, instead of the lazy-ass slacker I really am. Now, to put off doing the rest of my homework until Sunday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Turn Around," They Might Be Giants&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was working all night in my office&lt;br /&gt;When a man I had recently killed&lt;br /&gt;Called me up from a phone near my building&lt;br /&gt;So I looked out the window at him&lt;br /&gt;He had the same obsequious manner&lt;br /&gt;That was the reason I had him killed&lt;br /&gt;So to calm my nerves I sang this song&lt;br /&gt;To him, over the phone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Turn around, turn around&lt;br /&gt;There’s a thing there that can be found&lt;br /&gt;Turn around, turn around&lt;br /&gt;It’s a human skull on the ground&lt;br /&gt;Human skull on the ground&lt;br /&gt;Turn around&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was out by myself in the graveyard&lt;br /&gt;I was doing an interpretive dance&lt;br /&gt;When I felt something heavy and pointed&lt;br /&gt;Strike me in the back of the neck&lt;br /&gt;And then the ghost of my dance instructor&lt;br /&gt;Pushed me down into an open grave&lt;br /&gt;And as dirt rained down she played a xylophone&lt;br /&gt;And sang me this song&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Turn around, turn around&lt;br /&gt;There’s a thing there that can be found&lt;br /&gt;Turn around, turn around&lt;br /&gt;It’s a human skull on the ground&lt;br /&gt;Human skull on the ground&lt;br /&gt;Turn around&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We were waving our arms out the window&lt;br /&gt;Of a fast moving passenger train&lt;br /&gt;Acting in an irresponsible fashion&lt;br /&gt;Until the engineer whose back had been turned&lt;br /&gt;And who we thought would find us highly amusing&lt;br /&gt;Quickly swiveled his head around&lt;br /&gt;And his face which was a paper-white mask of evil&lt;br /&gt;Sang us this song&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Turn around, (round) turn around (round)&lt;br /&gt;There’s a thing there that can be found (there’s a thing there that can be)&lt;br /&gt;Turn around, (found) turn around (round)&lt;br /&gt;It’s a human skull on the ground (it’s a human skull on the)&lt;br /&gt;Human skull (ground) on the ground (round)&lt;br /&gt;Turn around (turn around, turn around)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Turn around, (round) turn around (round)&lt;br /&gt;There’s a thing there that can be found (there’s a thing there that can be)&lt;br /&gt;Turn around, (found) turn around (round)&lt;br /&gt;It’s a human skull on the ground (it’s a human skull on the)&lt;br /&gt;Human skull (ground) on the ground (round)&lt;br /&gt;Turn around (turn around, turn around)</content>
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  <entry>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-11-23T18:31:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-24T00:50:01Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-24T00:50:01Z</updated>
    <lj:music>my evil twin, they might be giants</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Thankgiving break now. I'm afraid my week is overshadowed by the inescapable Chemistry project that I have to do, that is two weeks late and is causing me to fail Chemistry. AUUUUGH.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last weekend I went to Model UN in Arkansas. It was okay, I had no people to talk to in my committee, nor any who would speak publicly, so I had no opposition from our school. Russia and the Phillipines dominated that session, like major scary whoa dominated. Sucks for them though, because WHO got Rapporteur? Oh, that would be me. They looked kind of in shock a little, which caused me to experience a warm, fuzzy feeling. Thailand came up and shook my hand, which was little bit weird but okay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also got Outstanding Delegate, and a position paper award as part of Libya. Elena also got an Outstanding Delegate, go Elena! She dominated UN Environmental Program. Much to everyone's surprise and disbelief, Lauren didn't get shit. Allison informed me, shaking with rage, that Lauren talked more than anyone in their committee. That sucks a lot. She was really pissed. But then we had a religious debate on the bus, which either shook her faith or caused her to become more pissed. I'm right, though. Lauren's going to be very sad when she dies and finds out there is no afterlife. Actually, she won't be because she'll be dead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wrote an English response journal in iambic pentameter, but Mrs. Vooys STILL likes Conor more than me. He has to be sleeping with her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Andrea made SATB All-State Chorus! I am so happy for her. However, Meredith and Allie made mid-state, so either it's not that hard or mid-state, as Jen informed me, is the pity choir.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My sister got Black Adder. Finally, soon, I can see the show I've been desiring for six months. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-11-14T19:29:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-15T01:33:24Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-15T01:33:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I went to my little sister's cheerleading competition today. We got there late so we missed the first couple groups, but they all had to go again later anyway. St. Joseph won first place, of course, as always. It's funny how we have the best cheerleaders but the worst football team. Sarah did great and they only messed up once where the sign saying "GO" was upside down. But that was okay, because Overbrook dropped someone.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-11-13T20:12:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-14T02:19:22Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-14T02:19:22Z</updated>
    <lj:music>morrisey</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Went to the mall today with Andrea and Courtenay, who I haven't seen in so long. Sadly, Jennifer couldn't go, but it was still a lot of fun. I got Candide for AP and Twelfth Night for English. I also got a jacket that is really nice and cost eighty dollars. Then, after some drama over my stepmom not allowing me to go to a movie, they came with me to the post office to send in my passport application. It turns out a parent had to be with me so the entire thing was pointless and we might as well have seen the movie. Then we all went to Andrea's house and played DDR, and ate KFC. I saw the beginning of SVU, Andrea's new obsession. I'm afraid South Park is infinitely superior.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-11-12T20:42:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-13T03:03:49Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-13T03:03:49Z</updated>
    <lj:music>pixies</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Stuff has happened. Science Olympiad tomorrow, I get to spend my Saturday morning learning about tulip poplars at school instead of sleeping at home like a normal person. Well, at least Ms. Goss will like me. Maybe one teacher will like me better than Conor, but I'm not nearly so adept at the subtle art of sucking up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I'm going to the mall with Andrea and Jennifer. Due mainly to Model UN,it will be the first time in a few weeks I've gotten to hang out with anyone. Actually maybe just one week. I can't remember.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Model UN was boring as crap, but I got three awards for doing absolutely nothing, thanks to Jordan Rippy and an embarassing Pakistani costume. Also walked around downtown, talked to some hobos for the first time, and met some of Conor's friends. I said basically nothing, causing them to, most likely, hate me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah is taking her JP2 entrance exam tomorrow, basically at the same time I'll be at Science Olympiad. I'll be sure to drop by and distract her. Her cheerleading competition is on Sunday at 4, also at JP2. Everyone needs to come and watch. If you smile at her and wave, it will cause her to become so self-conscious she will mess up and cause St. Joseph to lose. Fun for the whole family.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jessica is getting Black Adder. I can't wait. It should be here some time next week. If I could somehow manage it, I would skip school and go to my mom's house to watch it. Since I can't, I'll have to wait probably indefinitely.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm grateful to have little-to-no problems. Everyone seems so depressed.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-10-29T19:13:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-30T00:23:16Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-30T00:23:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I just DDRd my butt off. Woo-hoo, I can now do 7-foot songs and get a B but almost an A. I'm catching up, Andrea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I conned my way out of going to school this morning. I needed to sleep. It's not like I missed anything important, though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tomorrow, chorus trip to Farragut. Ooh, I can hardly wait to get up at 5 in the morning to sing for the hicks! And, they get to watch Mrs. Ebelhar teach us breathing techniques, i.e. grope us. I plan to remain inconspicuous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sunday= Halloween. Hopefully me, Jennifer, and Andrea can go to some rich neighborhood to trick-or-treat. My mom said she'd drive us. Whoever invented a day where kids can run around and get as much free candy as they want should be worshiped. Excuse me, Catholics, I mean "honored."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We should get Buddhist holidays off. I wish I knew what the Buddhist holidays are.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-10-28T17:07:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-28T22:14:53Z</published>
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    <content type="html">I have so much crap to do. Yesterday I had to go to a YMCA practice session, and Gallatin and some other high school was there, and me and Conor sat in the back and made fun of people and didn't participate at all. It was really clever of Mrs. Phillips, I think, to schedule that the night before the huge, hard-ass AP European history test. Really smart. That test was hard. Today I'm going to an English extra credit movie, with pizza that costs THREE DOLLARS, what the crap, I'm getting 2 pieces, that does not equal $3. I desperately want to see their little skit thing, I've been told everyone will be beating the crap out of Meredith, the school unifier. She does unify the school. Everyone, regardless of clique, despises Meredith.</content>
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    <title>insecticide409 @ 2004-10-25T19:21:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-26T00:33:43Z</published>
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    <content type="html">No one appreciates my creative genius. I wrote a play about a fat girl, called The Adventures of Miranda Gustav, but Sarah told me it was crap. It's going to have ninjas in it if I ever work on it again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I watched so much South Park this weekend. I'm fairly sure it's affecting my mind. Andrea, I'm going to buy you the episode about the Passion. It's so funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;School tomorrow.I wrote 3 pages double-spaced for my AP Euro jurisdiction. Extra credit, please Buddha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Report card = straight A's. Barely, thanks to Mrs. Bitch. I mean Edge.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm on the final boss fight of Fable. It's hard as shit. I desperately need Donkey Konga. That's like the coolest game EVER. And then Paper Mario 2. I love Paper Mario.</content>
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